Quotes About Creativity

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.

That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer, but for completely different reasons.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

If you want a lot of visual humor, the way to do it is have visual people do it.

The more obscure our tastes, the greater the proof of our genius.

Probably in a parallel universe not far from here, I'm working for Nintendo.

Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.

Every year, hundreds of thousands of people try their hand at this demanding profession (humor columnist). After a few months, almost all of them have given up and gone back to the ninth grade.

Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.

If a writer writes poems and short stories and novels, but nobody ever reads them, is she really a writer?

If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.

We have a certain warped sense of humor in Scandinavia, and that is what comes across in the choices in a lot of our movies.

I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids.

People who go for humor are wonderful because they do great humor. People who go for wit and end up with humor are people who have made a mistake.

I think comedy is the hardest art form there is.

Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.

I often use humor as a tool in my writing, and sometimes that works and sometimes it sits alone just as a funny line.

I was pretty much a child of Monty Python. I grew up loving that type of humor and even structured a lot of humor in the same fashion.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

I have a beard. Just not on my face.