Quotes About Bridesmaid

Always the bridesmaid , never the bride." Always the godfather, never the god".

You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress!

I've been thinking. You'd better be my bridesmaid, since you gave me the idea that led to this whole farce. It's a horrible job, I'm sure, so you deserve it. Plus, you're my friend. Will you do it?

I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.

I am usually part of any disaster at a wedding if I'm a bridesmaid, which I've been lucky enough to be several times.

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.

I have been a bridesmaid. Fortunately, the outfits were pretty tame. They were cream and black, but I still wouldn't wear them out in public, though.

I am usually part of any disaster at a wedding if I'm a bridesmaid, which I've been lucky enough to be several times.

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.

I'm sort of, like, always a bridesmaid, and finally a bride.

She had worn a sequined, strapless wedding gown, and left her bridesmaid to wear brightly flowered dresses to fit for a kind of pornographic milkmaid: low-cut and laced up the midriff with a sort of shoelace. What Scarlet O'Hara might have done with a shower curtain, if she were trying to snag a plumber.

And you, my best friend on earth, my soul sister who shares Chunky Monkey scoops and beefcake e-mails at the drop of a hat, the woman who made me wear a frothy, ruffled lime-colored bridesmaid dress that added fifteen pounds to my hips, are going to spill your guts to me, aren't you? (Sunshine) No fair and the dress wasn't lime, it was mint. (Selena) It was lime-icky green and I looked like a sick pistachio. (Sunshine)

I'll be needing a bridesmaid',she said.'A tall one. That way, I'll look more petite and feminine.

Always the bridesmaid , never the bride. Always the godfather, never the god.

I was only a bridesmaid for my sister, and it was very calm and small, so I didn't have any tragedy.

Mothers! They promise you they'll never get married again, and next thing you know you're a bridesmaid.

Hey, Sookie," Holly said, pausing on her way to the back to fetch her purse. "You'll be at the wedding, right?" "Sure, wouldn't miss it." "Would you mind serving the punch?" This was an honor—not as big an honor as being a bridesmaid, but still significant. I'd never expected such a thing. "I'd be glad to," I said, smiling.

But why is it so . . . aesthetically lacking?" "It's tradition. The uglier the bridesmaid's dress, the better the bride looks. Also, it's a great distraction. Everyone who witnessed me leaving will remember this monstrosity and little else.

If you've chosen someone to be in your bridal party, she should be a good enough friend that she does not want to upstage you.

I don't know which was worse the cost of the bridesmaid dress or having to wear it.

drew a girl in a beautiful bridesmaid's dress too. Dad and Miss Hope danced together

The uglier the fashions, the worse places we'd have to pose to make them look good. Junkyards. Slaughterhouses. Sewage treatment plants. It's the ugly bridesmaid tactic where you only look good by comparison.

backs. Followed by the traditional Burning of the Gifts. Everyone would gather to watch the toaster and blender explode. Followed by the sacrificial drowning of a bridesmaid, the one who'd caught the fucking bouquet?

Love was not a bridesmaid of despair; love did not have to hurt. Armed with such potent knowledge, she returned quietly to the life she had abandoned.