Quotes About Mortality

Expect not praise without envy until you are dead.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

Tomorrow is promised to no one.

How can I die? I'm booked.

Life is tough, then you die.

So far, this is the oldest I've been.

You know, Freud accepted his lot very stoically and very well and with a sense of humor. He aged and died gracefully, and there's a lot to be said for that.

We have truth in order not to die of art.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.

If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.

Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

..., dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being dead seems like the ultimate character flaw. Chapter I.

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.

It's hard to imagine, seeing all of us breathing yet one day each of us shall be gone, leaving memories.

Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either.

Being dead is highly overrated. It's no fun at all." -- Mythe: A Fairy Tale