Quotes About Mortality

The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?

No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.

I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.

He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

Folks always look good in their coffins.

All geniuses die young.

I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

Death is an awful thing. I don't believe in it myself.

Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart

I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men.

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.

Please. If you were mostly dead in the middle of the road I'd obviously stop. And then I'd watch you die."Kate to Will

What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.

No one here is allowed to die without my permission.

Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.

Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.

I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.

Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.