Quotes About Dennis Miller

I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.

When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

I do enjoy Dennis Miller, I do enjoy Chris Rock when they do their political humor, but it's never been my goal... I love relatable humor.

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.