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Quotes About University

I went to the University of South Florida for five and a half years. Then I sobered up, got dressed, and went home. They still have my earrings.
~ Unknown
The first big break was winning a scholarship to go to Cambridge University. I was very lucky, because my parents couldn't have afforded a university education for me. Without a scholarship I couldn't possibly have gone.
~ Trevor Nunn
Cadelle hurried off toward the ramps that led to the upper levels. She taught history at Jewel Hive University, which Cricket had heard her describe as "a job where I teach my replacements, because what else are they going to do with this information.
~ Tui T. Sutherland
On one university campus there is a fifty-foot-tall pair of leaning tubes, ten feet in diameter, painted various shades of red and orange, and apparently struggling with each other. The maker has named it The Covenant. Students wisely call it Dueling Tampons.
~ Paul Fussell
some of those most vocal on the subject of wealth — university students, heirs, professors, politicians, and journalists — have the least experience creating it.
~ Paul Graham
Sometimes the current even starts to flow in the other direction: sometimes, particularly in university math and science departments, nerds deliberately exaggerate their awkwardness in order to seem smarter.
~ Paul Graham
At the prosecution table, Flagler gave me his Ivy League snicker. If I wanted, I could dangle him out the window by his ankles. But then, I was picking up penalties for late hits while he was singing tenor with the Whiffenpoofs. Okay, so I'm not Yale Law Review, but I'm proud of my diploma. University of Miami. Night division. Top half of the bottom third of my class.
~ Paul Levine
Texas A&M International
~ Paul Theroux
Puede ser princesa, que su canto sea poesía pura, como los pájaros que tampoco han ido a la universidad.
~ Unknown
When I first came to Arsenal, I realised the back four were all university graduates in the art of defending. As for Tony Adams, I consider him to be a doctor of defence. He is simply outstanding.
~ Arsene Wenger
Teaching at university isn't like teaching in an art school.
~ Barbara Kruger
The Ohio State University has a rich - if quiet - heritage of the arts.
~ Gordon Gee
I went to a little liberal-arts college in Missouri called Truman State University.
~ Jenna Fischer
Queen's University flies the flag for the arts in Northern Ireland and beyond.
~ Liam Neeson
When I graduated from high school, I got accepted to York University, Fine Arts film program.
~ Mike Myers
I was fortunate in that I attended university in Canada in the early 1970s when you could take a true liberal arts degree with no programmes, majors or minors.
~ O.R. Melling
It's not uncommon for donors to make various demands in return for campus cash. In one case, the foundation of BB&T Bank offered $1 million for business education to Western Carolina University, a public state school in Cullowhee, North Carolina. Among the reported stipulations of the gift was that the university's College of Business make Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand required reading for students. The school took the money.
~ David Callahan
Cambridge Associates Annual Analysis of College and University Pool Returns.
~ David F. Swensen
Every man, however brief or inglorious may have been his academical career, must remember with kindness and tenderness the old university comrades and days. The young man's life is just beginning: the boy's leading-strings are cut, and he has all the novel delights and dignities of freedom. He has no idea of cares yet, or of bad health, or of roguery, or poverty, or to-morrow's disappointment.
~ William Makepeace Thackeray
Don't tell me I'm sentimental, you sons of bitches. You are contemptible, your dishonesty is contemptible, your careful plodding with words, to keep them safely captured inside your silly little theories are contemptible, but I don't hate you, because each of you is a sad little pompous son of a bitch, with a chair at a university, and you are fighting bravely to seem to be somebody.
~ William Saroyan
Social criticism that addressed the real issue in higher education today - the university's assimilation into the corporate order, and the emergence of a knowledge class whose "subversive" activities do not seriously threaten any vested interest - would be a welcome addition to contemporary discourse. For obvious reasons, however, this kind of discourse is unlikely to get much encouragement either from the academic left, or from its critics on the right.
~ Christopher Lasch
Robert Schleip, head of the Fascia Research Project at Germany's Ulm University,
~ Christopher McDougall
Nick often frequented the coffee houses and taverns down by the university, spending hours in philosophical dialogues with his friends.
~ Cinda Williams Chima
The university has become the multiversity and the nature of the presidency has followed this change…. The president of the multiversity is leader, educator, wielder of power, pump; he is also officeholder, caretaker, inheritor, consensus seeker, persuader, bottleneck. But he is mostly a mediator.
~ Clark Kerr