Quotes About Accountability

I don't pull out because... it's not my problem.

Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".

As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

I'm going to find whoever is responsible for me sleeping out side with outside without pillows and kick them in the shins!-Enna

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.

If the future of the free world depends on me, please accept my apology in advance

No one likes a person that "should of" all over the place.

If upper management found out, they'd send you off to the Probing Department.

When you feel like throwing rocks, make sure they're ones no one can throw back.

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Dr Adams was following my orders if you want to blame someone blame me -casiusoh i do, I'm just so pissed i had extra left over - Jace

Democracy is like a tamborine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

People keep making excuses, that's why everthing happens for a reason.

Would somebody please tell him whose idea it had been to kill the entire state of Colorado?

The burden is on the sane.

Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame

The search for a scapegoat is the easiest of all hunting expeditions.

Our responsibility begins with our imagination.

Some of my high school teachers did remind me that I had an excellent imagination when it came to making up excuses.

Nigeria is what it is because its leaders are not what they should be.

I don't have a 'side'—I'm responsible for what I say and nothing else.