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Quotes About Forgetfulness

History repeats itself over and over again, but most of us have short memories.
~ Mike Colter
Stephen King says that if you forget an idea, then it can't have been any good. He means he, not you. You are not Stephen King. Do not attempt to emulate Stephen King at home.
~ Warren Ellis
Most movies, I forget about them while I'm watching them. I go every single day. But I've never thought about participating in any way. It's like being at home all day. It was never a goal to me.
~ David Sedaris
Captivated by its discipline, humanity forgets and goes on forgetting that it is the discipline of chess players, not of angels.
~ Jorge Luís Borges
To postpone unpleasantness is human; to forget it is divine.
~ Mason Cooley
Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
~ Steven Wright
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
~ George Burns
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
~ Mitch Hedberg
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little that I still know, I've guessed.
~ Nicolas Chamfort
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
~ David Cross
So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R.
~ Tim Vine
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
~ Steven Wright
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.
~ Steven Wright
I guess I forgot we were going out tonight.""We always go out on Fridays.""It's Thursday, Alvis.""You are so tied to routine.
~ Jess Walter, Beautiful Ruins
I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.
~ Stewart Lee Beck
I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I'd invented it, because it is very true.
~ Audrey Hepburn
There are three things I always forget. Names, faces and... the third I can't remember.
~ Italo Svevo
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
~ Fred Allen
I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget.
~ Spike Lee
The ability to forget is a blessing, just like memory is.
~ Marwane Caber, THE PAST
Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.
~ Cecil Baldwin
You are only happy in life if you forget the bad things and focus on the good things
~ Jeroen Saey
More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things that are cluttering the mind.
~ James Waddell Alexander, II