Quotes About Fran Lebowitz

Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with "Let's Make a Deal."

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

I have friends, some of whom are spectacularly good writers, who really want someone to edit them. I don't register that impulse. It's like the impulse for wanting a dog.

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

London -- a place you go to get bronchitis.

I texted one of the writers I said, 'I have this crazy idea, I think I have to play Fran Lebowitz on Update.' The next day, Anna Drezen, our head writer, texted me, 'Crazy idea, but I think you should play Fran Lebowitz on Update.'

I stopped taking drugs when I was 19, and who wants to drive a cab around New York with drugs in their car?