Quotes About Procrastination

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

This is a pie chart about procrastination.

Never put off until tomorrow that which may be avoided entirely.

As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute.

I sighed and deleted the message, imagining the dirty clothes multiplying like rabbits, because that's what they do when I'm not around.

... the house is on fire, but go ahead - finish painting the verandah...

To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.

Write while the heat is in you. The writer who postpones the recording of his thoughts uses an iron which has cooled to burn a hole with. He cannot inflame the minds of his audience.

Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we shall do nothing.

One day you will wake up & there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now.

Very often we write down a sentence too early, then another too late; what we have to do is write it down at the proper time, otherwise it's lost.

Even a correct decision is wrong when it was taken too late.

Most people spend their entire lives on a fantasy island called 'Someday I'll.'

If you put off everything till you're sure of it, you'll never get anything done.

I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.

Knowing what to do and not doing it is the same as not knowing what to do.

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools.

Two sure ways to fail- Think and never do or do and never think.

Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.

Tomorrow is the day reserved for the labor of the lazy. I am not lazy. Tomorrow is the day when the failure will succeed. I am not a failure. I will act now.

Eat that frog! If you have to eat 3 frogs, eat the biggest and uggliest one first.