Quotes About Attention-grabbing

A good speech, like a woman's skirt, should be long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. I have been asked to give my address in the remaining five minutes. That I can do! Here it is: 10 Carlton Gardens, London, England.

One thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians.

This should be about as interesting as a rectal exam done with a cactus." Dowd

I'M PISSIN' ON GROWN WOMEN. R. KELLY DO IT TO CHILDREN.

I think if you're not offending somebody somewhere, then your show is probably just very bland and boring.

When you are not on your pedestal you are not interesting.

It's like wearing your cock ring to meet the pope, and making sure he sees it.

To have news value is to have a tin can tied to one's tail.

Whenever someone implies that history is boring, I bring up Napoleon's penis.

She was a dark young woman, a little above average in height, dressed in a close-fitting blue riding habit, a pale blue bodice, and a small tricorn hat. Connoisseurs would have disagreed as to whether she was beautiful, but few men would have passed her without a second glance.

A guerra é boa talvez no sentido de chamar a atenção para certos problemas.

You boys is washed up and Im shitting on em like two girls in one cup.

When I first drove my car down Sunset Strip, I nearly crashed my car gazing at the monolithic ads of various celebrities. They are bigger than King Kong, and more frightening.

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.

I am in the poison gas business. Advertising should make you choke, make your eyes water, make you feel sick.

je suis une petite DICK!!!!!!!!!!

Dog bites man is not interesting, man bites dog is.

I am working on a book urging the beating to death of baby whales using the dead bodies of baby seals.

She turned more heads than a coven of chiropractors.

the television news paused for a commercial--Coming up next: Are we all going to die Tomorrow?

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.