Quotes About Altar boys

Catholic Church reasserts its moral authority on contraception: If God believed in birth control, altar boys would have a uterus.

Next morning at breakfast he paid Mamma four hundred dollars, cash on the table, for that one night. I watched him count the money out of his wallet, and while I watched I thought what a good thing it was I hadnt told even Mamma about the altar boys those times in the sacristy, behind the stacks of missals. All told, she got twelve hundred dollars for just the last three weeks of June, plus Pullman tickets for both of us back to New Orleans.

The mushrooms were grown in the shadow of the Washington rainforest, hand-picked by altar boys.