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Quotes About Idiot

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
~ Mark Twain
You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
~ Dylan Moran
Any other iron on you?" he asked impatiently."Just my tongue stud."His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror."I'm kidding, you idiot. Let's go.
~ Kiersten White
You, Jerimiah or Sunshine or whatever your dumb name is, didn't get into a fender bender because Mercury is in retrograde. It's because you're a fucking idiot who didn't look where you were going before merging lanes. This or that isn't a sign that you're destined to do whatever. There are no signs. Just life. Go cut your hair, wash your face, and shut your bloody mouth.
~ Unknown
Kai stepped close, circled to face his prey, and wrapped his hand around the ghoul's throat. "Do mortals just walk into your channel house all the time? Am I one? Am I stupid? The ghoul choked out, "I didn't know you were a..." "Say it." Kai smiled. "... a demon." "You idiot." Kai leaned closer to whisper, "I'm the demon.
~ Martha Wells
Kai stepped close, circled to face his prey, and wrapped his hand around the ghoul's throat. "Do mortals just walk into your charnel house all the time? Am I one? Am I stupid?" The ghoul choked out, "I didn't know you were a…" "Say it." Kai smiled. "… a demon." "You idiot." Kai leaned closer to whisper, "I'm the demon.
~ Martha Wells
Kai stepped close, circled to face his prey, and wrapped his hand around the ghoul's throat. "Do mortals just walk into your channel house all the time? Am I one? Am I stupid?" The ghoul choked out, "I didn't know you were a..." "Say it." Kai smiled. "... a demon." "You idiot." Kai leaned closer to whisper, "I'm the demon." —Martha Wells
~ Martha Wells
Kai stepped close, circled to face his prey, and wrapped his hand around the ghoul's throat. "Do mortals just walk into your channel house all the time? Am I one? Am I stupid?" The ghoul choked out, "I didn't know you were a..." "Say it." Kai smiled. "... a demon." "You idiot." Kai leaned closer to whisper, "I'm the demon.
~ Martha Wells
ART said, You are aboard the Perihelion, registered teaching and research vessel of the Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland. Then it added, I'm not going to hurt your humans, you little idiot.
~ Martha Wells
The last level of metaphor in the Alice books is this: that life, viewed rationally and without illusion, appears to be a nonsense tale told by an idiot mathematician.
~ Martin Gardner
Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that youve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.
~ Mark Danielewski
Love is not an option. It's the choice of an idiot who wants to end with nothing, robbed and abused and humiliated.
~ Unknown
We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot." "Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot.
~ Melina Marchetta
Froi heard Zabat's voice echo over and over again throughout the gorge. Wonderful. The gods had found a way of multiplying the idiot's voice.
~ Melina Marchetta
He's gods' blessed. He can do more than one thing at once. Be an idiot and be responsible. He has these multiple skills." "Much like women, but they're not called gods' blessed. They're just called women.
~ Melina Marchetta
Time spent with Trump on the campaign plane was often an epic dissing experience: everybody around him was an idiot.
~ Michael Wolff
Alcohol doesn't make you an idiot. Alcohol makes it impossible to hide the fact that you're an idiot.
~ Unknown
What you call looking like an idiot are splashes of mediatic splendor that give shine to your personality and make you more human, more likable. If ethical and aesthetic principles no longer exist, looking like an idiot disappears as a consequence.
~ Niccolo Ammaniti
He was mixing up friendship with acts and atmospheres from the deluded matrix the boys had lived in for a heartbeat in the seventies. She thought, I am your friend, you idiot, and I let you into my perfect body, for Christ's sake.
~ Norman Rush
He could only consider me as the living corpse of a would-be suicide, a person dead to shame, an idiot ghost.
~ Osamu Dazai
which might have touched into sympathy, even the coldest nature. But (I do not think one can blame my Lady Molyneux; if she was born without feelings, perhaps she was hardly more responsible for the non-possession of them, than the idiot for the total absence of brain) her mother was not even silenced.
~ Ouida
The phone was ringing as she entered the house through the kitchen door. She jogged into the living room to answer it, only to have whoever was on the other end hang up on her. Just what she didn't need right now—some oblivious idiot calling the wrong number, over and over. Her tolerance for idiocy was at an all-time low, starting with her own.
~ Unknown
Of course, if Charles found out his father was out here, too, the damn fool would probably head right back into the maw of danger; he was that kind of heroic idiot.
~ Patricia Briggs
Somos una pareja encantadora de idiotas llorones, ¿Verdad?
~ Patrick Rothfuss