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Quotes About Barber

So what I want to know is this. How often do all these hairy-faced men wash their faces? It is only once a week, like us, on Sunday nights? And do they shampoo it? Do they use a hair-dryer? Do they rub hair-tonic in to stop their faces from going bald? Do they go to a barber to have their hairy faces cut and trimmed or do they do it themselves in front of the bathroom mirror with nail-scissors?
~ Roald Dahl
Then quote Hall-of-Fame announcer Red Barber: "Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
~ Zack Hample
that was the time calculated by the barber who based his estimate on the length of his customers' stubble.
~ Jeff Vandermeer
I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.
~ Jenifer Lewis
In the barber shop you start playing checkers, and eventually you want to learn how to play chess. The pieces look a little more interesting. You're doing more things. I'm pretty good at it.
~ O. J. Mayo
My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago.
~ Donald Johanson
Just a little off the top!- A. Boleyn
~ Robert Lynn Asprin
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain't 'bout this, Chief ain't 'bout that
~ Ernest Hemmingway
I've been going to the same barber the last few years, and we have great chats whenever I'm in the chair. He'll ask: 'How you doing? How's the training going?' Just ordinary, obvious things, but then, like you do with your barber, you start talking about personal stuff.
~ Adam Peaty
I've been cutting my hair ever since college. I try to do that whenever it gets rough. I'm not too cheap to go the barber shop, but I mostly try to do that by myself. I try to keep my skills sharp.
~ D'Brickashaw Ferguson
I got tired of going to the barber to keep my fade together, so I just cut it all off.
~ Andre Braugher
The barber's assistant asks if I am a Swede. An American? Not that either. A Russian? Well, then, what are you? I love to answer such nationalistically tinted questions with a steely silence, and to leave people who ask me about my patriotic feelings in the dark. Or I tell lies and say that I'm Danish. Some kinds of frankness are only hurtful and boring.
~ Robert Walser
He liked his barber shop
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
~ Brian Clough
had been Benna's favourite place in Westport. He'd dragged her there twice a week while they were in the city. A shrine of mirrors and cut glass, polished wood and glittering marble. A temple to the god of male grooming. The high priest—a small, lean barber in a heavily embroidered apron—stood sharply upright in the centre of the floor, chin pointed to the ceiling, as though he'd been expecting them that very moment to enter.
~ Joe Abercrombie
o vento de navalhinhas do inverno a barbear a bruma,...
~ António Lobo Antunes
I grew up, really, in the days before air conditioning. So I can remember what it was like to be really hot, for instance, and I can remember what it was like when your barber shop and your local stores weren't air conditioned, so it was hot when you went in them and they propped the doors open.
~ Bill Bryson
But on the other hand, while disclaiming any change in my opinions, I desire equally to disclaim the representations of those opinions which have been put forward in some quarters.
~ Joseph Barber Lightfoot
I've lived in L.A. for a long time, and they say, 'If you sit in a barber's shop for long enough, you will get a hair cut.' Well, if you live in Los Angeles for long enough, you're going to get some surgery.
~ Robbie Williams
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
~ Bobby Heenan
My brother's been cutting my hair since I was in 7th grade.
~ Iman Shumpert
I hate getting haircuts. It's like going to the damn dentist, man.
~ John Daly
I have never liked haircuts.
~ John Updike
a little town on the Spanish side of the Pyrenees there is only one barber. This barber shaves all the men in the town who do not shave themselves. Does the barber shave himself or not?
~ Samuel R. Delany