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Quotes About Pretending

Something it's reassuring to know I'm not the only one pretending to be normal.
~ Jeff Lindsay
We were pretending, and everybody knew you didn't get hurt pretending.
~ Jerry Spinelli
Cauliflower pretending to be rice, oat milk pretending to be cow's milk. Jackfruit pretending to be meat when it's nothing like it. Nothing Ã¢â'¬Â¦ substantial.
~ Jessica Park
Whatever you have lived, you can write & by hard work & a genuine apprenticeship, you can learn to write well; but what you have not lived you cannot write, you can only pretend to write it.
~ Mark Twain
You go to work the next day pretending nothing happened. Your co-workers ask if everything's okay and you tell them you're just tired. And you're trying to smile. And they're trying to smile.
~ Richard Siken
I'm very good at pretending to be subservient; I'm really good at it.
~ Keith Allen
What a shame to convince these flames they are only sparks; what a misfortune to say this fire is a flame. You, have always been gasoline, stop pretending I haven't always been the match.
~ Unknown
The terrible immoralities are the cunning ones hiding behind masks of morality, such as exploiting people while pretending to help them.
~ Vernon Howard
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.
~ Dennis Miller
Pretending to be other people is my game and that to me is the essence of the whole business of acting.
~ John Hurt
Sometimes I think God is just the devil pretending to be nice.
~ Philip Kerr
The way I saw it, if my students were willing to pretend I was a teacher, the least I could do was return the favor and pretend that they were writers.
~ David Sedaris
It occurred to me then that my mother was a better actor than I ever hoped to be. Acting is different that posing or pretending. When done with precision, it bears a striking resemblance to lying. Stripped of the costumes and grand gestures, it presents itself as as an unquestionable truth.
~ David Sedaris
That was what living a serious life meant, wasn't it, honoring the gravity of things by not pretending they were light?
~ Howard Jacobson
But aunties are equivocal figures of affection, wicked and unreliable, pretending love only so long as they are short of love themselves, and then off.
~ Howard Jacobson
No, she was not like other people. Other people took grown-up things as a matter of course—things like late dinner, and wine, driving cars and going to the theater; things like marriage and housekeeping and ordering commodities from the shops; whereas she was just playing at it all the time, pretending to be grown up, when, really and truly all the time, she was just Barbara—a plain, gawky child. She had the same body
~ D.E. Stevenson
I refuse to have a life partner who spends his days pretending to be on a BBC show.
~ Lisa Lutz
The strain of pretending everything was normal had been agonizing. How was she going to keep this up for the next week… month… year?
~ Jill Mansell
I call it strategic incompetence." Shay's lips curved. "The art of avoiding certain tasks by pretending you don't know how to do them.
~ Jill Shalvis
I clenched my jaw as hard as I could. It wasn't much of a stretch to keep pretending to be angry, but I tried to go all Method actor on them. Eat your heart out, Sir Ian.
~ Jim Butcher
The saddest day in the world will be the one when she stops pretending.
~ Jodi Picoult
Maybe if you spend your life pretending you're on a movie set, you don't ever have to admit that the walls are made out of paper and the food is plastic and the words in your mouth aren't really yours.
~ Jodi Picoult
He has no idea what goes on through her mind. Shes so good at pretending. Hell never know how many tears are fallen each night for him or the endless hours that she wastes thinking, Maybe, just maybe
~ Unknown
Confidence is very important - even pretending to be confident. If you make a mistake but do not let your opponent see what you are thinking then he may overlook the mistake.
~ Viswanathan Anand