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Quotes About British

From what I hear, if we're going down to the well—the cistern—we're gonna want to burn the clothes afterwards," Del said. "I'd rather burn a polyester shirt than a two-thousand-dollar Italian suit. Or three-thousand-dollar Romanian shoes." "British shoes. And when you're right, you're right.
~ John Sandford
He takes two tea bags in a four-ounce cup and he doesn't mince words: when a pair of earnest British journalists once asked him how he thought the tigers could be saved, his answer, "AIDS," caught them off guard. "But don't you care about people?" one of them asked. "Not really," he replied. "Especially not the Chinese.
~ John Vaillant
I really appreciate the British part of my family.
~ Helle Thorning-Schmidt
But the superiority of the British is that it is a matter of complete indifference to them if they appear to be stupid.
~ Margaret MacMillan
If there is to be any hope of prosperity for this country it is by reversing that policy which made us simply the kitchen garden for supplying the British with cheap food.
~ Eamon de Valera
I would like to express to all Londoners, to all of the British people, the solidarity, the compassion and the friendship of France and the French people.
~ Jacques Chirac
A recent survey claimed that two thirds of young British Asians believe that families should live according to the concept of honour. Seventy per cent of Sikhs and Muslims. Three per cent said that they sanctioned honour killings.
~ Mark Billingham
The principle victims of British policies are Unpeople—those whose lives are deemed worthless, expendable in the pursuit of power and commercial gain. They are the modern equivalent of the 'savages' of colonial days, who could be mown down by British guns in virtual secrecy, or else in circumstances where the perpetrators were hailed as the upholders of civilisation.
~ Unknown
WHEN THE POPE AROSE THE NEXT MORNING, HE HAD MADE UP HIS mind. He would engage the German military resistance and encourage a conservative counterrevolution. He would serve as secret foreign agent for the resistance—presenting and guaranteeing its plans to the British.
~ Unknown
WHEN THE POPE AROSE THE NEXT MORNING, HE HAD MADE UP HIS mind. He would engage the German military resistance and encourage a conservative counterrevolution. He would serve as secret foreign agent for the resistance—presenting and guaranteeing its plans to the British. He would partner with the generals not just to stop the war, but to eliminate Nazism by removing Hitler.
~ Unknown
We (the British) invented bureaucracy. India just perfected it.
~ Mark Shand
Hamilton was born on January 11, 1755 outside of the United States on an island called Nevis, which is a British island in the West Indies. His story, which begins on this island, is one of the great immigrant stories in American history.
~ Unknown
The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.
~ George Mikes
Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.
~ A. A. Gill
Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.
~ Craig Ferguson
The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding.
~ George Bernard Shaw
British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me.
~ Jason Sellards
British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.
~ John Oliver
The British are so funny.
~ Rose Byrne
What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.
~ Ana Claudia Antunes
As for the United States' future in Afghanistan, it will be fire and hell and total defeat, God willing, as it was for their predecessors - the Soviets and, before them, the British.
~ Mohammed Omar
Among the virtues and vices that make up the British character, we have one vice, at least, that Americans ought to view with sympathy. For they appear to be the only people who share it with us. I mean our worship of the antique. I do not refer to beauty or even historical association. I refer to age, to a quantity of years.
~ Unknown
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
~ Frank Carson
Come on, Bill. As small as America's dick is, those limeys will stretch across the Atlantic to suck it.
~ Marlon James