Quotes About Charlaine

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?" -Sookie Stackhouse

You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's . . . crazy, Sookie.

Charlaine Harris

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature...tea cup humans!

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

This must be the legendary Yankee rudeness

What's the nature of your emergency?' oh, shit! Just come! There are dead people out here!

All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.

So, what, you just decided to sack out here and seduce me when I walked in the door? Home from spending the night at my boyfriend's? After having sex with him that could go in the Guinness Book of Records?

Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.

Anyone got X-ray visión?I asked, trying to smile. Where is Superman when you need him?

Of course I am grateful, and I'm sure you are, as you put it, a special vintage, Bill said politely, But I have my own wine cellar.

You never told me all this before, I said, by way of explanation. You all have divided up America into kingdoms, is that right?

I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right? -Sookie Stackhouse

Look. This room is the Seal Room. See the big picture of the seal? And that room is the Pony Room.? ?Is there a pony?? Hunter was an optimist.

Do you want a drink?" "You mean synthetic blood," she said after a slight hesitation. "Yes, that would be nice. A sociable gesture." "I'm all about the gestures. Bubba, you, too?" "Yes, ma'am, I reckon so," he said.

Ar trebui sa se puna o pancarta pe care sa crie: Loc de parcare pentru cei care comit atacuri nocturne asupra lui Sookie.

Not since the dark days of the Twilight franchise had it been so trendy to be dead.

grip on consciousness slipped as easily and completely as had his hand. "No . . ." he said once more, very weakly. The canopy of trees above

Did Harlequin have a line of books for guys-out-of-prison-get-redeemed romances?

Please have a seat," I said, though I sounded about as welcoming as a church lady forced to entertain an atheist.

Would that detective be Arthur Smith?" Mother asked. I heard the permafrost under her words.