Quotes About Tradition

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

Christmas is at our throats again.

Christmas is sights, especially the sights of Christmas reflected in the eyes of a child.

There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past. Today's Christmas should mean creating happy hours for tomorrow and reliving those of yesterday.

When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!

Christmas works like glue, it keeps us all sticking together.

There seems a magic in the very name of Christmas.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

Although it's been said many times, many ways...Merry Christmas to you!

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

'The Christmas Song,' by Nat King Cole, is not only a masterful performance; to me it just sounds like the holidays. I've never sung it, because Nat's version is so perfect. I gotta leave it alone.

Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

What about putting Christ back into Christmas? It is simply not necessary. Christ has never left Christmas.

I go to my parents' over Christmas. I definitely do, but I don't see it as a Christmas because during Christmas there was also a Viking holiday. So I just to choose to see it as that!

Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.

There's nothing so obscene and depressing as an American Christmas.

I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.

There is a better thing than the observance of Christmas day, and that is, keeping Christmas.