Quotes About Relationship

Any good marriage is secret territory, a necessary white space on society's map. What others don't know about it is what makes it yours.

Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to.

If you truly love someone, have the faith to 'let them go.' Encourage them to be the fullest measure of themselves, and you will be overwhelmed by the love that your spouse returns to you.

You can bear your own faults and why not a fault in your wife?

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way and the other to let her have it.

Is not marriage an open question when it is alleged from the beginning of the world that such as are in the institution wish to get out and such as are out wish to get in.

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.

A happy marriage- a love match- is something overwhelming, and overpowering.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover's world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian's world revolves around the world.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First let her think she's having her way. And second let her have it.

The last word in an argument is what a wife has. Anything a husband says after that is the beginning of another argument.

I always looked for someone who can appreciate my feelings, to understand me and above all feel very happy to have my love, it took me years to find you but today I feel happier than ever.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.

Arguing with my wife is like this: "I came! I saw! I concurred!"

Our marriage is based on compromise-he admits he's wrong and I forgive him.

I can always tell what kind of a time I'm having at a party by the look on my wife's face.

A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it.

They were married for better or worse. He couldn't have done better and she couldn't have done worse.

The man who boasts he never made a mistake is often married to the woman who did.

This is a perfect pair - he's a hypochondriac and she's a pill.

The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prison they let you play Softball on the weekends.

Getting married is a good deal like going to a restaurant with your friends. You order what you want and then when you see what the other fellow got you wish you had taken that.