Quotes About Relationship

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.

A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.

When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Happy Mother's Day!

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

I am an only child. I have one sister.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.

A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad.

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wont stand for that.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men.

I know I'm not a perfect person but I can make a good relationship last forever.....

bavarder avec eux… Enfin, tu vois.

Mia: Why did you leave? Sam: What do you mean, 'why did I leave'? Mia: Well, if I was lost in the forest with someone who looked like that, I'd want to stay lost Sam: I wasn't lost Mia: Whatever

Like her spiritual ancestor William IX of Aquitaine, the Comtesse de Die made no pretense that love existed without voluptuous intimacy.