Quotes About Relationship

Sex is a two-way treat.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

I like marriage. The idea.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!

You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.

There is Someone Who can make the journey seem a lot easier. His name is the Lord Jesus Christ. He is the ultimate source of success, love, laughter, dreams and the future. He is the Creator of the universe who longs to have a relationship with you.

When a man, however passively, becomes an obstacle to the fulfillment of a woman's desires, he becomes an odious thing in her eyes, or will, given time enough.

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.

A woman is always younger than a man at equal years.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier - and also a good deal more foolish.

A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero.

The cruelest revenge of a woman is to remain faithful to a man.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.

When love once pleads admission to our hearts, In spite of all the virtue we can boast, The woman that deliberates is lost.

A woman is like a horse: He who can drive her is her master.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

In courtship a man pursues a woman until she catches him.

Such duty as the subject owes the prince, Even such a woman oweth to her husband.