Quotes About Relationship

I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.

My wife is a great dancer. But I don't dance.

Behind every great man is his wife trying to keep him alive.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.

I wake up at 5:30, 6 in the morning, but don't head into the office right away. I like to hang out with my wife, talk about things, get some coffee, you know.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

My wife changes the way that I dress. She makes me dress nicer than I want to dress. I feel like I perpetually dress like a 14-year-old boy, and she makes me stand up straight and wear clean clothes.

My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.

Tell your wife often how terrific she looks.

When I need my wife or when I need companionship or someone to talk to, I need it, like, now. So my wife will have to give up whatever she's doing at that moment to tend to my needs. And, in the same way, I would tend to hers. That's not such an easy thing to do.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

When my wife and I got married, she thought of me being an easygoing person, and I warned her I wasn't.

I've been snowboarding my whole life. My wife's really good, and I just try to keep up with her.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

My wife thought I was Vincent Schiavelli, and we married.

While I was on an undercover assignment in Texas, I met my wife, Kelly.

My wife and I do not argue. We communicate. We talk. But we've never fought in our entire relationship.

David Fincher is a longtime friend. As a director, my wife had worked with him as a makeup artist when he would do Madonna videos years before, and his child and my oldest child were in preschool together, so we're kind of dad-friends through that, too.

I've never felt that I've had some great fashion sense of my own - I tend to wear what my wife tells me to wear.

I met my wife, Margaret L. Mack, at the University of Chicago. We were married in 1936. She died in 1970.

My wife attends a Presbyterian church.

I met my wife, Jennifer, while sitting next to her on the airplane on the way to England. I was heading to Oxford as a Marshall scholar.

Moving around a lot allows you to experience many different cultures and learn about the ways that different people in different parts of the country live, and it probably made me somewhat more adventuresome and allowed me to meet my future wife in Pensacola.