Quotes About Sherrilyn

Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!" Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!

Please, by all the blessed saints and their bladders, tell me you two didn't…Have you lost all semblance of intelligence? (Syn)

cupid, get your worthless ass down here

Let me BBQ the red headed bitch goddess - Simi

How did you get me here? (Tory) I have my evil Jedi ways. The Force is strong with this one. (Acheron)

You know, I really hate Romans, but I have to say their descendants make one fine automobile. (Kyrian)

Is she okay? I mean, no offense, she sounds more mental than I do.

As for the age of electronics, Selena, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries. (Grace)

What's in that backpack, by the way? You're always guarding it like it holds national security secrets or something. (Tory) Dirty underwear. (Acheron)

Grace? Are you tipsy? (Selena) Maybe just comfortably toasty. Pop tart toasty. (Grace)

Anyone ever tell you you should be a lawyer? (Otto) Only Bill when we argue. Besides, I like killing bloodsuckers too much to ever be one of them. Tabitha Deveraux. Pleased to meet you. (Tabitha)

Hell? Mr. Human Boy Person? Can you hear the Simi? Or are you dead? Hello? (Simi)

Well, isn't that interesting. (Bubba) I ain't your science experiment, Bubba. I don't want to be interesting and I definitely don't want to be a nubby treat for the zombies. (Nick)

Relax, she's not really converting. (Acheron) Look at her! She's not exactly baking cookies! (Xypher)

So how many women have you visited in their dreams? (Geary) Is this one of those questions that if I don't answer it correctly, you get angry at me? (Arik)

You don't know about Travis Fimmel? Oh, sister, you are deprived. He the finest man alive. (Simi) You lust for men? (Xirena) Well, I certainly don't lust for women. (Simi) No, I mean you lust for humans? (Xirena) Well, don't you? (Simi) Ew! What have you don't to her? You have corrupted a good demon! (Xirena)

My kingdom for a gun. (Geary) You don't have a kingdom. (Brian) And I don't have a gun- looks like I'm shit out of luck all the way around, huh? (Geary)

Please, by all the blessed saints and their bladders, tell me you two didn't…Have you lost all semblance of intelligence? (Syn)

I'm going. But before I do, let me congratulate all of you on your stupidity. (Fury)

I need some Starbucks. What about you? (Cassandra) Always game for java. Give me ground-up beans or give me death. (Katra)

Desi, babe. Still playing your little games, I see. Now why don't you be a good Daimon and show yourself to me? (Kyrian)

Hey, boss? (Vik) Not now, Vik. (Syn) Dude, listen to the metallic life form. (Vik)

You're a demon. I thought your motto was 'spoils to the victor.' (Aimee) No, our motto is 'everything tastes better with hot sauce.' (Xedrix)

What happened to your hair, tiger? (Fang) It fell off. (Wren)