Quotes About Landy

I used to be so good at that kind of thing," Skulduggery said quietly. "Well, my morale is certainly boosted," Valkyrie informed him. "Really?" "god no. That was terrible

Is that it?" "No. That's a wall." "It could be disguised." "You're not very good at looking for things, are you?" "I'm good at looking for walls. Look, I found another one.

Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains.

Oh, China. How I have missed you.' 'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.

Are you taking my hat hostage?

Is that it?" "No. That's a wall." "It could be disguised." "You're not very good at looking for things, are you?" "I'm good at looking for walls. Look, I found another one.

I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point.

Have you killed anyone?" she asked quickly. "What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form?" "But you haven't actually killed anyone yet, have you? I read your file." He glowered. "Technically, yeah, all right, maybe I haven't

I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.

The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car.

You're still upset about that time I made you explode, aren't you? I can tell.

Please don't arrest me." "Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop." "Are you sure?" "Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure." "You could be undercover.

The one in the glasses looks cute." "He's a tool." "But not that cute," Sally said quickly. "In fact, if you had let me finish before interrupting, you would have heard me say he looks cute, but, on closer inspection, he's obviously a tool.

The great Skeleton Detective, in the flesh – figuratively speakin', of course.

Do not do that!" it said. "I have a delicate heart!" "That it keeps in a jar on its desk," Clarabelle whispered loudly.

We already have a Death Bringer, thank you. We don't need another one. - Oblivious

Skulduggery Pleasant walked off the battlefield, and Lord Vile walked into my Temple. - High Priest Tenebrae

Valkyrie!" Melancholia called. "Please help me!

Skulduggery tilted his head. "Do you have a car?" "Nope." "Then we'll take mine." "Probably wise. I think I've forgoten how to drive.

Zombies were an accident - much like champagne and penicillin, but much less welcome. Necromancers weren't working on a way to turn people into shambling pieces of unintelligent rot-" - Kenspeckle

I think you have my bag," Amber said... "So what are you gonna do? Turn me in?" ... "No, not really." "Then do you want to buy me dinner?" - Clarissa

I planned all of this," Skulduggery whispered. "Oh, shut up.

Skulduggery, she's not being professional - Tanith Low

And The Darkness Rained Upon Them. The