Quotes About Mythical

Unicorns are man-eating monsters. They don't have wings, they aren't lavender or sparkly, and you could never catch one to ride without its goring you through the sternum. And even if it somehow managed to miss your major arteries-and it never misses-you'd still die from the deadly poison in its horn.

Gordian pays you to sleep with unicorn hunters. That's the definition of a whore.

what is ceremonious and curious and commonplace will be legendary.

All the drawing lacks is the final touch: To add eyes to the dragon

Johnny Cash has always been larger than life.

Gentlemen are rare. They're like virgins or leprechauns. If I ever get married, I'm going to marry one." I can't resist saying, "A virgin or a leprechaun?

After all, the head of my family is a dragon.

The Golden Griffin!

Then they both laughed, because it was ludicrous to think that unicorns could be horrible in any way.

It was like watching two unicorns fucking, he told her. All glitter and jizz.

Marriage has become a mythical castle, designed to be everything we could want. Affairs bring it tumbling down, leaving us feeling like there is nothing to hold on to. Perhaps this goes some way toward explaining why modern infidelity is more than painful. It is traumatic.

It felt something like a legendary dragon's hoard, only the dragon was either very misguided or extremely eccentric.

More dangerous ghost pirates. More krakens. Ghost pirate krakens.

Strzyg, wi­wern, en­driag i wil­koÅ'aków wkrótce nie bÄ™dzie na Å›wiecie. A skurwysyny bÄ™dÄ… zaw­sze.

Coodcoodak, on his knees, was strangling Draig Bon-Dhu's bagpipes with his hands, while, with his head thrown back, he shouted over the monstrous sounds emerging from the bag, wailed and roared, cackled and croaked, bawled and squawked in a cacophony of sounds made by all known, unknown, domestic, wild and mythical animals.

It soon transpired, however, that the unicorn only approached youthful maidens, paying absolutely no attention to older ones. Being a wise creature, the unicorn indubitably knows that remaining too long in the state of maidenhood is suspicious and counter to the natural order. Physiologus

Mówi Ã…Å¡wiÄ™ta KsiÄ™ga - rozwrzeszczaÅ' siÄ™ na dobre Eyck - ze wynijdzie z otchÅ'ani w??, smok obrzydÅ'y, siedem gÅ'ów i dziesi?? rogów majÄ…cy! A na grzbiecie jego zasiÄ…dzie niewiasta w purpurach i szkarÅ'atach, a puchar zÅ'oty bÄ™dzie w jej dÅ'oni, a na czole jej wypisany bÄ™dzie znak wszelkiego i ostatecznego kurewstwa! - Znam jÄ…! - ucieszyÅ' siÄ™ Jaskier. - To Cilia, ?ona wójta Sommerhaldera!

A manticore, wyvern, fogler, aeschna, ilyocoris, chimera, leshy, vampire, ghoul, graveir, werewolf, giant scorpion, striga, black annis, kikimora, vypper… so many I've killed.

And a day will come, perhaps, when we shall stop believing at all that something is lurking in the darkness. We shall laugh at such fears. Call them childish. Be ashamed of them! But darkness will always, always exist. And there will always be Evil in the darkness, always be fangs and claws, death and blood in the darkness. And witchers will always be needed.

Beyond that door,' she indicated carelessly, 'is the laboratory. As has been said before, you may make free use of it. Caution, naturally, is advised. Moderation is particularly recommended during attempts to make brooms carry buckets of water.' Condwiramurs giggled politely, although the joke was ancient. All the lecturers regaled their charges with jokes referring to the mythical hardships of the mythical sorcerer's apprentice.

Itinerant killers of basilisks; travelling slayers of dragons and vodniks!

What's a bridge doing in this wilderness anyhow?' 'That there bridge,' Sheepbagger said, 'was built by trolls in the olden days, and whoever came this way had to pay them a pretty penny. But since folk seldom came this way the trolls were reduced to beggary. But the bridge remains.

The horn of Hemdall sounds as he stands facing his enemies on the rainbow-coloured arch of Bifrost.

basilisks, who enjoyed a ferocious reputation for it.