Quotes About Responsibility

I am pleased that lying on the sofa being a slob is finally considered the responsible thing to do.

The Earth just sent us all to our rooms to think about what we've done.

I'm so excited, it's time to take out the trash! What should I wear?

Every radish I ever pulled up seemed to have a mortgage attached to it.

Anybody who wants to rule the world should try to rule a garden first.

Always give 100% — unless you're donating blood.

Nobody can do everything, but everyone can do something.

Service to others is the rent we pay for our room on Earth.

Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.

The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.

...the driver who cannot command his own faculties is a social menace of the first order.

Drive now. Text later.

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.

The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.

You booze, you cruise, you lose.

Automobiles are not ferocious... it is man who is to be feared.

A designated driver helps you party another day.

See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick.

Drive hammered, get nailed.

Drive hammered, get slammered.

Stay alive, don't text and drive.

The designated driver — a friend for life!

Drink and drive — the police will show you some new bars.

Buzzed driving is drunk driving.