Quotes About Responsibility

I have a three-year-old and a four-year-old at home, and my mornings are about just dealing with the fact of that. I oddly enjoy it.

Only lies and evil come from letting people off.

I think dads let babies take more of a risk, maybe bounce off a bed more or jump off a couch or do more risk-taking things.

You can't blame someone for not knowing what his or her job should be if you don't ask for it right off the bat.

You're in front of an audience and thinking off the top of your head - you're going to say things that offend people sometimes. Sometimes I'll be driving home, and I'll be like, 'Oh, crap, I shouldn't have said that.'

I apologize if anybody was offended by anything I said.

When you're the lead, as I was in 'Offender,' you don't have to be perfect all the time; you've got time to get it right.

I want first-time offenders to think of their appearance in my courtroom as the second-worst experience of their lives - circumcision being the first.

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.

Obviously, me being a big part of the offense, I'm going to get more looks here and there, and I'm going to do what I can with that, make the biggest impact I can for the team.

Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense.

If you only take offense when the president of your party is compared to Hitler, then you're part of the problem.

Joe Prunty will take over, and he will run the team. But nobody gets out of their lane. Joe will still be offense, and Sweeney will still be defense.

It is not a crime nor an impeachable offense to engage in inappropriate personal conduct; nor is it a crime to obstruct or conceal an embarrassing relationship.

When you have an open shot, it's an open shot and it's not about your role or the offense.

The reality is that it's just the nature of the game. It's the nature of playing offensive line, defensive line, and linebackers, where your responsibilities as a player involve those little hits that are going to accumulate. You can't take that out of the game.

For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them weren't appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

It's great fun to have the license to say damn near anything you want, short of being offensive.

I have always regretted the dumb and offensive comments I made in my 20s on atheism and homosexuality.

I can create offensive situations for myself and I can create situations for other people.

It is part of my job description to be offensive.

But when an offensive sputters and looks out of synch, you can bet one of the defensive linemen is responsible.

There is no way I can go back and uncreate 8chan. If I could, I would, but there is no way to do that. So the main way I have dealt with the guilt is to go on the offensive.

I am determined to offer an apology with my death.