Quotes About Responsibility

What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

I have 4 kids already, I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.

Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have to take pride in yourself.

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.

If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you.

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.

If you found yourself in a situation where you could either save a drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize winning photograph of him drowning, what shutter speed and setting would you use?

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all.

I Believe That Our Background And Circumstances May Have Influenced Who We Are, But We Are Responsible For Who We Become..

You are not Responsible for what people think about you. But, you are Responsible for what you give them to think about you...

You will never become who you want to be if you keep blaming everyone else for who you are... BE YOURSELF, LIVE AT YOUR OWN PACE... ACCEPT YOUR MISTAKES AND LEARN... IT'S LIFE!

You have to do what is right for yourself, nobody else is walking in your shoes.

If you're wrong, own up to what you didn't do right. That's how you learn and earn respect.