Quotes About Responsibility

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.

Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

You, you, and you...panic. The rest of you, come with me.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.

Hes a guy who gets up at six oclock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.

The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

The question Who ought to be boss is like as Who ought to be the tenor in the quartet? Obviously, the man who can sing tenor.

It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead -- and find no one there.

The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money.

There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause population. F**k more the Merrier