Quotes About Responsibility

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.

Although marriages traditionally begin with I do, when they fail they invariably end with You dont.

Why do men so eagerly take the leash of marriage into their mouths as if it was going to be just a walk in the park.

Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches, and heaven itself.

He that takes a wife, takes care

Marriage is a great institution.

Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

This is what marriage really means: helping one another to reach the full status of being persons, responsible beings who do not run away from life

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.

Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three meals a day, sharing the workload and remembering to carry out the trash

Success in marriage is much more than finding the right person; it is a matter of being the right person

Get married, but never to a man who is home all day

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty

Marriages may be made in heaven, but man is responsible for the maintenance work

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.