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Quotes About Manners

Chip Robbins, how many times have I told you not to yell out for me unless you're being stabbed with a pitchfork?
~ J.D. Robb
And we don't hit people when they say stupid things. Because they're allowed to, it's not against the law. People can be as stupid as they want, and we just ignore them. We can say, 'You're wrong,' or maybe, 'You're an idiot,' but that's it. We don't hit 'em, we just ignore 'em. Right?
~ J.D. Robb
give details, professional courtesy
~ J.D. Robb
People who at like assholes get treated like assholes.
~ J.D. Robb
Now, the two of you remember: People who act like assholes get treated like assholes.
~ J.D. Robb
Friendship cannot live with ceremony, nor without civility. —LORD HALIFAX
~ J.D. Robb
So funktioniert Höflichkeit. Man pflegt Beziehungen mit Leuten, auch wenn man sie nicht mag.
~ J.M. Coetzee
Podríamos dejar que este intercambio de cortesías de rigor fallezca de muerte natural?
~ J.M. Coetzee
They never held hands. Never kissed in front of anyone. And there were no covert hot glances, either. But then again, Blay was a gentleman. And Saxton the Classy Slut put on a good show. His cousin was a straight-up whore—
~ J.R. Ward
Thank fuck you're not a Yankees fan. Don't use the Y-word. We're in mixed company.
~ J.R. Ward
Yanking his inner manwhore back to the land of polite conversating, he forced his hands to stop
~ J.R. Ward
Please, if you would, the butler said, no throwing the linens. Peaches, anyone? -Fritz
~ J.R. Ward
Qhuinn took a step forward, with the intention of stepping in, in the event the Brother locked hands on the SOB's skinny neck: Someone should probably catch the head before it bounced all over their hosts' rugs. And the deadweight of the body. Seemed only hospitable.
~ J.R. Ward
Why can't I use my laptop to take notes?" To which the Brother Tohrment had replied, "Because the tap-tapping of a keyboard makes me want to get my shotgun. Do you feel like having a cranial leak tonight?" Ward, J.R. (2015-12-01). Blood Kiss: Black Dagger Legacy (p. 229). Penguin Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.
~ J.R. Ward
If you're going to bloody the human, would you be good enough to do it in the backyard?
~ J.R. Ward
Lane shut the door on the man's face, grabbed a pair of boxers from the bureau, and yanked them on so hard, he nearly wedgie'd himself. Try not to kill him, Lizzie muttered as he headed back for the idiot. I make no promises.
~ J.R. Ward
My manners, abominable at times, can be sweet. As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind. I'm a wretch. But I love, love.
~ Jack Kerouac
Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and I'm a nice guy. Imagine if I was a jerk.
~ Jeff Ross
I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it's like saying, 'Pass the salt.'
~ Bill Cosby
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
~ Jonathan Swift
This man, although he appeared so humble and embarrassed in his air and manners, and passed so unheeded, had inspired me with such a feeling of horror by the unearthly paleness of his countenance, from which I could not avert my eyes, that I was unable longer to endure it.
~ Adelbert von Chamisso
Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.
~ Larry David
An affected laugh shows lack of self-respect in a man and lewdness in a woman. It is carelessness to go about with one's hands inside the slits in the sides of his hakama.
~ Yamamoto Tsunetomo
The basic meaning of etiquette is to be quick at both the beginning and end and tranquil in the middle.
~ Yamamoto Tsunetomo