Quotes About Mr. T

My very first professional job was a cartoon, doing voices for the Mr. T cartoon in high school.

There's a theory with comedy that you shouldn't do anything that's too topical in your specials because people won't be able to watch them in five years. But I look at Trump in the same way I look at Mr. T. I can watch comedy jokes about Mr. T in the '80s and still understand what they're talking about.

Obama's not Jesus. He can't walk on water.

When I'm ready to fight, my opponent has a better chance of surviving a forest fire wearing gasoline drawers.

I could talk all day, T stands for talking, T stands for tender, T stands for things that don't even rhyme with T.

God bless Mr. T, he's a good brudda, but he didn't know anything about wrestling.

To the women and children, T stands for tender. To the bad guys and thugs, it stands for tough.

I used to go trick-or-treating all the time. When I was young we had the plastic mask with the rubber band that would cut your face, and you couldn't breathe and it was really sweaty! I had the Incredible Hulk and Spider-Man. I used to love the Incredible Hulk, and then one year I had the great idea to be Mr. T, and that was an awesome costume too.

Left ear, I wear four earrings. The four is symbolic of the four seasons, spring, winter, summer and fall, the four directions, north, east, south and west, the four gospel writers, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

NBC had a show called 'The Toughest Bouncer in America' that I did. But I told them I didn't like that term, 'bouncer.' To me, it's offensive. A bouncer likes to get physical, likes to put his hands on people.

You know…" he says to Nemesis' corpse. "Mr. T never did like the rain. The cold winds, the gray skies. Too depressing. But rainbows…" He squints his eyes at the rainbow. "Mr. T likes rainbows.

I go down the street, people see me: 'Hey, I pity-' right on, man, that's a compliment to me.

I believe in the Golden Rule - The Man with the Gold... Rules.