Quotes About Shane

Shane looked around the rec room, trying not to linger on the Venus de Mildew and thought, The Fortunato taste in decorating. Probably causes genetic damage. Which would explain a lot about the family.

That was some dame, huh? Joey said with a lopsided grin. Yeah, Shane agreed. I especially liked the rocket launcher accessory.

Here for business or pleasure, Mr. Wheeler? Redemption, Shane says.

Who would have thought that Shane McMahon would have any kind of a chance versus Undertaker?

People think because 'Vice' is irreverent and because we're crazy, we're stunt journalists. You know what? I don't actually care.

That's it? That's your big goodbye? Eve asked. Claire looked at Eve mystified. I think I need guy CliffNotes. Guys aren't deep enough to need CliffNotes. What were you waiting for, flowery poetry? Shane snorted. I hugged. I'm done.

When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles,' Amelie said. 'Not one who ran away from them.' 'Snap,' Eve said. 'You know what they're talking about?' Shane asked. 'Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

Anybody else think that was weird?' Shane asked as they got into the car. Eve sent him an exasperated glance; the three of them were, of course, in the backseat. Amelie had the front, with Michael. 'Ya think? In general, or in particular?' 'Weird that we got through the entire thing, and I didn't have to hit anybody.' There was a moment of silence. Michael said, as he started the car, 'You're right, Shane. That is strange.

The second bathroom's downstairs - that's kind of the emergency backup bathroom when Shane's in there moussing his hair for like an hour or something.... Bite me! Shane yelled from behind the closed door.

Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.

Oh, hey, Claire," she said, and blinked. "Where are you going?" "Funeral," Shane said. On-screen, a zombie shrieked and died gruesomely. "Yeah? Cool! Whose?" "Hers." Shane said.

Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue. Shane shrugged. He hits like a girl, for a vampire.

OMG OMG OMG, Shane is totally crushing on the new roomie! I can't believe it. I always pictured Shane going after blond beach hotties. Who knew he liked big brains and teeny little bodies? Although, to be fair, she is cute as a button. (Why do we say that? What's so cute about a button, anyway?)

Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right? You are not a ninja, Shane. I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.

Shane - Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed.

I Promise, Shane said. You'd better, jerkface, Eve said. How's the head? Taped. It's fine, chicks dig scars. Wait, did you just call me jerkface? Are we back in grade school? I love you, Eve said. He closed his moth, fast, because obviously that was not what he'd expected. I, uh, okay, love you too. Can we stop that? It's uncomfortable. Jerkface. Much better.

Eeek," Shane said. Nothing. Right, Amazon princess, I got the point.

Hell's put in a skating rink," Shane said. "This is actually edible, Eve.

Keys, she repeated, and slowly stepped back. What do you mean, keys? Car keys. As in, give them up. Now. Shane had that look -- hard, and no bullshit. We don't have time for your drama, Monica. Nobody does.

Getting two-inch silver chain chokers around the neck of a guy, especially Shane, proved to be more of a problem. Shane held the jewelry at arm's length, dangling it like a dead rat. No way in hell am I caught dead or alive wearing that. Oh, come on, just this once, Eve said. Protects your neck. As in your arteries and veins? That's kind of crucial, right? Thanks for the thought, but it doesn't go with my shoes.

Myrnin came in from the back room, carrying a load of books, which he dropped with a loud bang on the floor to glare at the two of them. Excuse me, he said, but when did my lab become appropriate for snogging? What's snogging? Shane asked. Ridiculous displays of inappropriate affection in front of me. Roughly translated. And what are you doing here?

CLAIRE:your washing right? shane:i'll pay you for it. claire:what? shane:best high score wins claire:no bet 'wash, dish boy

shane:do we have a choice michael:dont think so shane:then screw im gitting tired lets go get eaten.at least then i can get some sleep

claire:shes floating whats wrong with that shane:Nothing but she didnt even insult me now thats just wrong.it desturbs me.