Quotes About Dogs

Tell tale tit,Your tongue shall be slit,And all the dogs in our townShall have a bit.

I've met police dogs with more intelligence than those two. You could tell them everything we've done, down to the last word, and they'd still end up running around in a circle, sniffing each other's arses.

Cara Grunshaw and Darren Mills are both thick as shit. I've met police dogs with more intelligence than those two. You could tell them everything we've done, down to the last word, and they'd still end up running round in a circle, sniffing each other's arses.

My advice to anybody, including myself, is if you're going through a bad period, and you just can't see the world's on your shoulders and no day is a good day, you're missing the whole point of the experience. And that's something dogs know from the moment they come bounding up to you as a puppy.

Primates feel pure, flat immobility as boredom. But dogs feel it as peace.

We humans absorb a lot of negativity in this world, but dogs are pure joy.

I've got four dogs, and I just don't do dog doo. I'm a diva when it comes to that.

My maternal desires are fully satisfied with my dogs.

If you live among dogs they'll think you've the motives of a dog. What other motives can they give you ?

If you live among dogs they'll think you've the motives of a dog.

If ever you're getting a dog, Francis, make sure it's a Buddhist. Good-natured dogs, the Buddhists. Never, never get a Mahommedan. They'll eat you sleeping. Never a Catholic dog. They'll eat you every day including Fridays.

Like tired dogs they stand there, because they use up all their strength in remaining upright in one's memory.

I grew up in a home where animals were ever-present and often dominated our lives. There were always horses, dogs, and cats, as well as a revolving infirmary of injured wildlife being nursed by my sister the aspiring vet.

I have never met a dog I couldn't help; however, I have met humans who weren't willing to change.

I like girls who like the countryside, put on walking boots and can bend with the wind a bit. If you're going to live with me, you need to be able to embrace the countryside and wet dogs.

These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.

I don't really have a life outside of movies. But I like to climb mountains and walk the dogs. I like fine wines and good restaurants.

I love watching Crufts on the television, especially the agility tests; I find them very impressive.

And it's my opinion that people who don't like dogs are coldhearted and impatient.

the good Lord in his infinite wisdom gave us three things to make life bearable – hope, jokes and dogs, but the greatest of these was dogs.

It seems to me that the good lord in his infinate wisdom gave us three things to make life bearable- hope, jokes, and dogs. But the greatest of these was dogs.

There is nothing we can do or not do that successfully conceals our intentions from the dogs, it seems. ... I'd like to think they can read our minds but then it would really be scary because I'm not sure souls as tender, wise, and honest should be subjected to human perfidy.

a couple of friends who looked like they had eaten their children for Christmas breakfast and then thrown the bones to their dogs.

Would you wish us to invest it for you? -No, I would like you to set up a trust for dumb animals. -What kind of dumb animals do you have in mind, Miss Donahue? -Oh, stray dogs. Rats. Birds. -We could still invest it for you. Then the animals would get the income without touching the capital. -No, I don't wish to invest it. I don't want them to get rich. They might become human.