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Quotes About Midget

I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver.
~ Rodger Ward
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
~ Mitch Hedberg
He turned and went out the back of the kitchen, the midget swaggering behind him. Eddie Tang went with them, walking backward and keeping his eyes on Joe Pike. He stopped in the door, gave Pike a nasty grin, then peeled up his sleeves to show the tattoos. He worked his arms to make the tattoos dance, then snarled and flexed the huge traps so they grew out of his back like spiny wings. Then he left.
~ Robert Crais
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large!
~ Roger von Oech
It was such a totally unexpected statement from the mouth of a child that the Baron stared at her, speechless in spite of his anger. Is it a midget? he asked himself.
~ Frank Herbert
I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver.
~ Rodger Ward
DOWN THESE MEAN STREETS A MIDGET MUST GO!
~ Art Spiegelman
Local loser. Cornerstone of mediocrity. Sexual midget. Pathetic cardplayer. And now weird-shit magnet on top of it.
~ Markus Zusak
Kochu Maria, the vinegar-hearted, short-tempered, midget cook, were
~ Arundhati Roy
I dress well. I travel; I seem to be relatively glamorous for a film guy - which, to me, is like being the fastest midget in the circus.
~ Elvis Mitchell
all the way back to the marina the three of them sat on the luggage to keep the dead midget inside.
~ Carl Hiaasen
How can you have a rock n' roll circus without a midget?
~ Nikki Sixx
I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them.
~ Nikki Sixx
A little girl robbed you?" Tessa said. "Actually, she wasn't a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel." "Easy mistake to make," Jem said.
~ Cassandra Clare
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.
~ Ralphie May
Two ships, the Chiyoda and Chitose, were specially built, in the guise of sea plane carriers, to carry midget submarines and their call signs on naval radio were reported as seaplane carriers.
~ Unknown
Well, and he supposed a duel with a drunken midget was as good a test as any.
~ Diana Gabaldon
Yes, Hart, I went commando to a diplomatic function," Harry said, and then motioned to his body. "And now, as you can see, I'm going Spartan so a midget can whack me with a stick." He bent and picked up his Bongka. "Honestly, Hart. Help me out here. Focus a little.
~ John Scalzi
I can get to be so little you can't even see me.
~ John Steinbeck