Quotes About Mind

Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and people often joke themselves into unhappy experiences.

Not all tongues that wag cohabit with a brain.

The only thing I use my body for is to carry my brain around.

How fatally the entire want of humor cripples the mind.

There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor.

The one and only thing over which you have complete and total control is how you focus your own mind. Luckily, this determines everything else.

I tried to think but nothing happened!

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

Martin Luther King was a human being with a brilliant mind, a powerful heart, and insight, and courage and also with a sense of humor. So he was accessible.

It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read, I need protection from the things in my head . . .

We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.

Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn't pay for.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

Physicians must discover the weaknesses of the human mind, and even condescend to humor them, or they will never be called in to cure the infirmities of the body.

It's not the books by Stephen King that I read, I need protection from the things in my head . . .