Quotes About Association

Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.

Let mental suffering be intense enough, and it becomes a sort of carminative.

Oh, the humanity.... It was a wonder Rhage hadn't blinded himself with all that pop culture.

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

Whitney Houston's cover of "I Will Always Love You" was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.

The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.

This is Frank Carson, News at Ten, Sober.

What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!

The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?

Style and taste do not have anything to do with the other. It's the difference between wit and humor.

If the East Timorians decide to revolt, Im sure Ill have a statement.

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

You called the guy you're supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don't find that a bit nerdy?

I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.

How would we get corporate sponsorship if we were just a bunch of thugs?

I wouldn't be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country.

If by fawning, you mean he's a deer, I have a gun, and it's hunting season, then I guess you're right.

But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!