Quotes About Eccentric

There is a phrase neither flesh nor fowl nor good red herring. This thing was all of them, plus some other bits of beasts unknown to science or nightmare or even kebab. There was certainly some red, and a lot of flapping, and Nutt was sure he caught a glimpse of an enormous sandal...

I've served on five different juries, and many of them were bonkers in their own way.

Now I love LA, but there are a lot of weird aspects to Hollywood.

As if the strangest thing they'd seen all day was a bra wielding madman

The upshot was that the house had become a little . . . eccentric . . . over the years, almost like it had a mind of its own. Or a personality, anyway. Specifically, that of a crotchety old woman who didn't like people messing with her stuff.

You're off your fucking rocker!" "You have no idea. I don't have a rocker anymore. I don't even have a fucking porch to put it on. And there certainly aren't slow paddling fans or magnolia trees blossoming above aforementioned missing chair.

OLD BRANDY came to mean a taste that was eccentric, esoteric, but just within the bounds of reason.

Depressed heartbreak is rarely disruptive or demanding or loudly eccentric. Depressed heartbreak is like taking a step into death while looking like you have remembered how to behave. I think this tells us something about the half-deadness this world [under late capitalism] demands of us. Learning to go through the motions and not hope too much.

Everyone knows that in a run of normal uneventful years that great eccentric, Time, begets sometimes other years, different, prodigal years which—like a sixth, smallest toe—grow a thirteenth freak month.

For, when Stubb dressed, instead of first putting his legs into his trowsers, he put his pipe into his mouth.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Can I get to the bottle of Old Crow and mix it up with the remains of these ice fragments...a cool drink for the freak? Give the gentleman something cool, dear, can't you see he's wired his brain to the water pump and his ears to the generator...

Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine

She eats grass. Don't ask.

Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.

It has an air about it of having strolled in from the street with a few tricks up its sleeve, and if everybody would relax, please, it would do its best to pass the time whimsically.

Yeah, I was in a band called Trout.

I never fit in. I am a true alternative. And I love being the outcast. That's my role in life, to be an outcast.

I like talking to a person who is crazy in a fun, eccentric way. I don't want to talk to a legitimate crazy person, because that's not nice.

You can find truly original pieces of writing, but they're original because you go, "Who would have even have thought of that?," or, "Why would anyone ever want to go see that?"

There was something to suit every taste, even the most outlandish and grotesque.

I've always been quite an eccentric character. I love going out and partying; I'm a very sociable creature.

I never wear matching socks. It's kind of a thing that I have!

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.