Quotes About Amusing

Life's more amusing than we thought.

I borrowed a quote from Oscar Wilde and put it at the top of the menu: "To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people—that is all.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.

I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.

I think people are surprised to learn that Im pretty goofy and pretty funny.

People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

Private Perkins is a funny little codger.

Everybody funny, now you funny too.

I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.

I'm really funny now.

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident.

I laugh because your pain is amusing.

I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.

Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.

Writing to you is like some embarrassing remake of Waiting For Godot. Why don't you jerk off on paper in my direction, as I've done. I am so unhappy it's amusing.

The Alchemyst had discovered that the seats revolved and had been amusing himself by swinging back and forth. His chair squeaked with each turn.Finally Prometheus turned and glared at the immortal. "If you do that one more time, I'm going to feed you to the Lotan myself." "And I will help," Niten added.

son-in-law Kushner had been marked not just for ignominy, but for slow torture by ridicule, contempt, and ever-more amusing persiflage. These people are nothing. They are media debris. For goodness' sake!

One very gratifying compliment I sometimes hear is that women want to be my best friend. This endlessly amuses my actual best friend, Jocelyn, because in her estimation I'm 'a good friend, but not that great.

People were kind and friendly and amusing, but they thought that companionship and conversation were synonymous, and some of them had voices that jarred in your head. There was a lot to be said for dogs. They understood without telling you so, and they were always pleasing to look at, awake or asleep, like Bingo. He slept now, with little whistling snores, in his basket at the side of the fire, his stubby legs and one whiskery eyebrow twitching to the fitful tempo of his dreams.

Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.