Quotes About Entertaining

I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.

We can take you back in to hump her leg and let her scratch yer belly if you'd prefer.

One pretended not to know that the body of a hostess was at the disposal of all comers, provided that her visiting list showed no gaps.

No soul or locale is too humble to be the site of entertaining and instructive fiction. Indeed, all other things being equal, the rich and glamorous are less fertile ground than the poor and plain, and the dusty corners of the world more interesting than its glittering, already sufficiently publicized centers.

Energetic, inventive, swaggering fun, Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds is a consummate Hollywood entertainment--rich in fantasy and blithely amoral.

I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about.

The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of the Graces nor exceed that of the Muses, i.e., it should begin with three and stop at nine.

I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.

I like doing food as a focal point on my table. It is not like going out and buying flowers or candles, which are expensive.

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half an hour.

I mean, I can cook, but I'd get very nervous having my food being judged by dinner guests.

Molded salads are best served in situations where they have little or no competition ... Like television, gelatin is too often a vehicle for limp leftovers that couldn't make it anywhere else.

Prepare your food attractively and serve it nicely.

Guests can be, and often are, delightful, but they should never be allowed to get the upper hand.

Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.

When people sat in caves, they told stories. It was for sharing, learning, entertaining. Storytelling is as old as we are. It will never die.

But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.

Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful.

Robert Hoffman is kind of infamous for beinga prankster, funny guy.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.