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Quotes About Toothbrush

All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush.....Him I could do without.
~ Dr. Seuss
Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end.
~ Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
~ Phyllis Diller
Well, I think adultery is a filthy habit,' said Rose, 'like using someone else's toothbrush.
~ Alice Thomas Ellis
Fraternities are bizarre because, as a pledge, some clown who wears Hollister & Co. flip-flops exclusively will make you clean his toilet with a toothbrush.
~ Sean Evans
IT'S WEIRD starting over from zero. It changes the scale of your ambitions. Instead of fantasizing about what kind of mansion you'll buy when you win the lottery, you ask yourself, Do I own socks? Do I have a toothbrush? Do I have a shirt that's not covered in blood?
~ Richard Kadrey
Is your new toothbrush in the bathroom?" "You didn't pick one up? God, you know I hate it when you use my toothbrush." "I can put your cock in my mouth, but not your toothbrush." "I don't brush my teeth with my cock.
~ Richard Stevenson
I kept this to remind me of you trying to brush away the Villa Rossa from your teeth in the morning, swearing and eating aspirin and cursing harlots. Every time I see that glass I think of you trying to clean your conscience with a toothbrush.
~ Ernest Hemingway
There was nothing in his pockets except paper money and an expired passport and an ATM card and a clip-together toothbrush.
~ Lee Child
I left my toothbrush in a glass in the bathroom and Summer came through the door. She brought cold and misty air in with her.
~ Lee Child
I chose white underwear and khaki socks and then stopped in the toiletries section and found a kind of half-sized travel toothbrush. I liked it. The business end was nested in a clear plastic case, and it pulled out and reversed and clipped back in, to make it full-length and ready to use. It was obviously designed for a pocket. It would be easy to carry and the bristle part would stay clean. A very neat idea.
~ Lee Child
I'm a gypsy at heart," Qwilleran said. "Home is where I hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode. See you tonight.
~ Lilian Jackson Braun
Reaching for his toothbrush, I looked at it and realized he'd been brushing his teeth for somebody else for a long time. I don't know what possessed me to do it but I dunked it in the toilet. That pleased me so much that I rubbed it around the inside rim. That seemed so pleasant I then scrubbed up under the rim, good and hard, where no toilet brush could've reached in weeks.
~ Dorothea Benton Frank
All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush.....Him I could do without.
~ Dr. Seuss
India was awake, and Kim was in the middle of it, more awake and more excited than anyone, chewing on a twig that he would presently use as a toothbrush; for he borrowed right- and left-handedly from all the customs of the country he knew and loved.
~ Rudyard Kipling
I had a pet raccoon that took my tooth brush once, But only to another room.
~ Rod McKuen
Kaiaphas. I see you finally made some friends. You must have learned to use a toothbrush at last. You know it's the whole up and down, back and forth that confuses people…or demons. (Xypher)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
But, what did happen is I went to Woodstock as a member of the audience. I did not show up there with a road manager and a couple of guitars. I showed up with a change of clothes and a toothbrush.
~ John Sebastian
I should be very much obliged if you would slip your revolver into your pocket. An Eley's No. 2 is an excellent argument with gentlemen who can twist steel pokers into knots. That and a tooth-brush are, I think, all that we need.
~ Arthur Conan Doyle
For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?
~ Triple H
My toothbrush is analogue all the way. There's a supersonic Oral-B in the cabinet but I like an old-fashioned DIY to get a full clean. Firm bristles.
~ Jonathan Bailey
The funny thing about children is that, whichever room we're in, that's where they'll be. If I'm in the bath, they'll want to be in there too, playing with the toothbrush pot or brushing my hair.
~ Keeley Hawes
When I was about nine, I went to school with a toothbrush in my mouth. I saw Method Man do it in a video.
~ Michael Che
Whenever I do Zoom teeth whitening my teeth 'zing' so bad. They're so sensitive. But I just put this on my toothbrush with water and scrub hard. It doesn't taste like anything and it works!
~ La La Anthony