Quotes About Patience

This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone

Always give your lover the space they require... Don't force them to do things the way you want... As much as you give them freedom, As much they will stay with you.

May we gain the time needed to succeed

Babies are such amazing creations, they put up with all our nonsense and we keep believing that we are amazing parents.

Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell!

It takes patience to listen... It takes skill to pretend that you are actually listening.

I'll be your friend till the episode comes in which Tom finally eats Jerry!

I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.

It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.

Life isn't a Burger King. You can't always have it your way.

If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.

It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.