Quotes About Patience

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone.

I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife.

I didn't train all that time just to come here and get it over with as fast as I can

A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O'Hare, you can't get there at all.

Please follow me because I have to follow him and he isn't here.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

My knees on the ground, dear father, don't let me break, please make me stronger.

Let's stop the startwatch.

I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.

Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

You've got to take the sour with the bitter.

I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You're like, "Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

Why do you always start after my beat then rush to catch up? Do you want us to stay behind?

I always feel I do it too slow, but then others do it faster.

Long note? Yes. Make it seem short.

Someone came too sooner.

One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?