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Quotes About Patience

Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it's sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.
~ Doug Stanhope
Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked every second so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.
~ Doug Stanhope
It's easy to cry "bug" when the truth is that you've got a complex system and sometimes it takes a while to get all the components to co-exist peacefully.
~ Doug Vargas
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.
~ Douglas Adams
The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring.
~ Douglas Adams
The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.
~ Douglas Adams
What god would be hanging around Terminal Two of Heathrow Airport trying to catch the 15.37 flight to Oslo?
~ Douglas Adams
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
~ Douglas Adams
My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued lizard said; Her eyes are as red as bulldog ants, lurking in holes in her head; Her body is made of the speckled grass, a violet grows on her tongue, And I could watch her for fifty years if nobody blundered along.
~ Douglas Alexander Stewart
Hey, any day you get through the afternoon here's a good day.
~ Douglas Clegg
When you're young, you always feel that life hasn't yet begun—that "life" is always scheduled to begin next week, next month, next year, after the holidays—whenever. But then suddenly you're old and the scheduled life didn't arrive. You find yourself asking, 'Well then, exactly what was it I was having—that interlude—the scrambly madness—all that time I had before?
~ Douglas Coupland
We go from liking something . . . to wanting it . . . to needing it. At the same time our drive to go after it is heightened considerably. "In nature, rewards take time and effort.
~ Douglas E. Richards
To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; A time to kill, and a time to heal." —Partial excerpts from Ecclesiastes 3:1-8, King James Bible "Time flies like an arrow . . . but fruit flies like a banana." —Unknown (often attributed to Groucho Marx)
~ Douglas E. Richards
Additional manpower doesn't always speed things up," said Kelly. "Yes, perspiration is important. But it's also true that nine women can't have a baby in a month.
~ Douglas E. Richards
We'll wait until he crouches down to bind us,
~ Douglas E. Richards
Douglas E. Richards
~ Burying the remote
Well, you know what they say: everything seems to take longer when you're crammed inside a footlocker.
~ Douglas E. Richards
Her timing with men had been bad before. But never this bad.
~ Douglas E. Richards
I'm guessing if we had just waited an hour or so we would have been there when Dad first broke in.
~ Douglas E. Richards
You know the old adage: nine women can't make a baby in a month.
~ Douglas E. Richards
Matt Griffin worked on the problem for an hour while Desh looked on patiently. As it neared lunchtime, Desh offered to go for takeout, an offer that Griffin readily accepted. Desh returned thirty-five minutes later carrying a paper sack containing a number of white, garden-variety Chinese takeout boxes and knocked on the door.
~ Douglas E. Richards
How soon "not now" becomes "never".
~ Douglas Kennedy
Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow.
~ Douglas Pagels
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
~ Douglas William Jerrold