Quotes About Mythology

Tyson charged at the Cyclops leader, Ma Gasket, her chain-mail dress spattered with mud and decorated with broken spears. She gawked at Tyson and started to say, "Who—?" 463/508 Tyson hit her in the head so hard, she spun in a circle and landed on her rump. "Bad Cyclops Lady!" he bell owed. "General Tyson says GO AWAY!" He hit her again, and Ma Gasket broke into dust.

Poseidon can come in too! We will eat you both! Seafood!

Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his chick magnet.

We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended. Grandad, the kids said, you are full of schist. I'm not kidding! he protested.

A half-blood of the eldest dogs... Er, Percy? Annabeth interrupted. That's gods. Not dogs.

We need a shroud. A shroud for the son of Hermes.

Nico glanced back at Coach Hedge. The satyr just made a shooing gesture like, Go. Do your Underworld thing.

Apollo is hot' 'He's the sun god.' 'That's not what I meant

Meg wiped her nose. "So you're saying we need to find Caligula's place and steal his shoes. While we're there, can't we just kill him?" She asked this casually, like Can we stop by Target on the way home? Hedge wagged his finger at McCaffrey. "See, now that's a plan. I like this girl.

No matter how many times Percy killed them and watched them crumble to powder, they just kept re-forming like large evil dust bunnies.

Three questions, I said. First: Thor has a giantess friend? Yes, Blitz said. Not all giants are bad. Second: do all giantess names begin with G? No. Last question: Thor is a martial artist? Does he have, like, backup nunchucks, too?

Reyna's destiny: to die defending a passive-aggressive goddess.

I don't recall meeting Greek demigods in any of those places. Still, when one has dealt with magical baboons, goddess cats and dwarfs in Speedos, one can't be surprised very easily.

Annabeth dies, trying to keep her boyfriend, the Son of Poseidon, from drowning.

Greeks!" Percy yelled. "Let's, um, fight stuff!

I hate the word 'demigod'. I prefer 'being born with a target on my back. - Blitzen

Don't throw that good and evil stuff at me. That's not even a Norse concept. Are you 'good' because you kill your enemies, but your enemies are 'bad' because they kill you? What sort of logic is that?

The thing about gods is, you can't really slap them when they're acting stupid. They'll just slap you back and kill you.

A faun," Bryce said. "Interesting. I heard the Greeks actually trusted their goat men." Hedge bleated. "I'm a satyr. And you can trust I'm going to put this bat upside your head, you little punk.

Meg peered at me over the top of her glasses. "You're the dumbest god ever

I have brought you a hero's fate, and a hero's fate is never happy. It is never anything but tragic.

We passed through a supermarket, a clothing boutique with the latest in Viking fashions, and an IKEA outlet (naturally).

Pssthe called. The Cyclops lowered his hammer. He turned towards Zeus, but his one big eye had been staring into the flames so long that he couldn't see who was talking. I am not PsstThe Cyclops said I am Brontes Oh boy, Zeus thought. This may take a while

Calypso: You think it's funny to send me this...this charbroiled runt of a boy to ruin my tranquility? This is NOT FUNNY! take him back! Leo: Hey, sunshine, I'm right here you know... Calypso: Do NOT call me sunshine!