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Quotes About Driving

And you definitely shouldn't attempt to drive yourself in Miami, because odds are you'd make some foolish tourist mistake such as stop for a red light, which means you'd be rear-ended by a vehicle going upwards of eighty miles per hour driven by a motorist with no insurance but a minimum of two firearms.
~ Dave Barry
Q. How is the turn signal used in Florida? A. It is used to indicate to other motorists that you do not realize your turn signal is blinking.
~ Dave Barry
DMV OFFICER: OK, make a left turn here. TEST TAKER: Whoops. DMV OFFICER: (Writes something on clipboard.) TEST TAKER: Does that mean I fail the test? DMV OFFICER: Nah, she's getting back up. You just clipped her.
~ Dave Barry
We were fools and now we were driving to our deaths in a rental car. Janet Jackson was tinkling from the speakers, asking what we had done for her as of late
~ Dave Eggers
Rogers showed dressed in his new clothes, and slipped his smartphone into his inside jacket pocket. He drove over to the Grunt and parked in the rear.
~ David Baldacci
Later, under a vast, blue sky, Archer pushed the Nash fast as he roared down the road leading to Lucas Tuttle's. The big, bulky car handled well and had plenty of power, like Shaw's Buick. Before taking the wheel of the Buick, Archer hadn't driven a car in years. For obvious reasons, the prison folks had not deemed it sensible to allow convicts to command heavy pieces of equipment
~ David Baldacci
For most of my life I let women do the driving and was happy to let them.
~ Christopher Hitchens
Despite being in her mid-20s she only passed her test a few months ago and is still a nervous driver,
~ Unknown
Like all cars with different engines that you see around you, music is the fuel of life. Singing is the alternator whenever you drive. Breathing is for the gas that you are refilling if you want to keep on going.
~ Unknown
The driving force of any ideology stands revealed: it can't be coherent without being intolerant.
~ Clive James
Defensive driving' meant we travelled so slowly we were often overtaken by maimed war veterans on tricycles
~ Unknown
You'd then drive your vehicle to a tree, beneath which the examiner sat. He or she would ask you to park. If you managed to do so without knocking over the tree or hitting the examiner, you had a license.
~ Unknown
She doesn't drink when she's driving. Best move I ever made, teaching her the basics of the internal combustion engine. Saved my life on a number of occasions.
~ Unknown
I was all wrapped up, the streetlamps and lighted windows were glittering, the frost bit into our faces, our lips felt like frozen crusts of bread, our cheeks as smooth and cold as porcelain. Sky and street were nothing but snow, we were driving into a great big snowball.
~ Herta Muller
Don't call me darling. I'm a driving instructor!
~ Hilary McKay
I can only drive slowly." "That's all right." "And I can only do left turns." Rose ran downstairs, grabbed a road atlas, and ran triumphantly back up again. "Wales is left! Look! It's left all the way!
~ Hilary McKay
Sarah's father's shoulders began to shake. Tears poured down his cheeks. He took first one hand, and then the other, off the steering wheel to mop his eyes. He drove, weeping and groaning, at 140 kilometres an hour. Sarah's mother would not look at him. Sarah and Saffron stared, dumbstruck. Then it gradually dawned on them that he was laughing.
~ Hilary McKay
In L.A., I don't really want to go out because traffic sucks so bad. I'm sorry, I'm not going to spend five hours a day in my car, so you have to choose where you live very carefully.
~ Holly Madison
It was similar to that intense way you felt when you were newly in love, or newly pregnant, or driving a car on your own for the very first time. Everything felt significant.
~ Liane Moriarty
it got so heavy she had to turn up the radio and put the wipers on fast, panicky mode.
~ Liane Moriarty
Shep started through the intersection when he noticed Nevada Smith's rig driving past the bank, heading toward the center of town. Nevada was at the wheel, his dog on the
~ Lisa Jackson
My faith has been the driving thing of my life. I think it is important that people who are perceived as liberals not be afraid of talking about moral and community values.
~ Marian Wright Edelman
The future of the Republican Party and the future of America is based on a values system and the issues that drive those values are on our side.
~ Tim Scott
I used to be pretty reckless. When I was a runner for a production company, I drove a massive 16 seater van. I was only 18. I mean I look young now, but then I looked about 12.
~ Gail Porter