Quotes About Facebook

I hardly know you...but Facebook says it's your birthday...so happy birthday!

'Friendzoned' should be a relationship status on Facebook.

For all you care to know, your Soul mate may be browsing your Facebook profile, stealing your smiles and praying to God that he/she would be given a chance to prove to you that not every guys/ladies are not trustworthy!!

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude.

Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do.

How has Facebook not came out with a block all game request button yet?

Facebook really ought to change their relationship status option from Single to Single and Awesome.

I don't really want to talk about relationships because it lets people into stuff. I'm not on Facebook for that reason.

We don't put a dollar toward marketing or advertising. I think we're more efficient than Facebook.

I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.

I hate seeing all your Facebook updates, it brings back memories...But I could never delete you either.

I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama.

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!

Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work!

The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.

Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.

More than 175 million people use Facebook. If it were a country, it would be the sixth most populated country in the world.

For the first time we're allowing developers who don't work at Facebook to develop applications just as if they were. That's a big deal because it means that all developers have a new way of doing business if they choose to take advantage of it. There are whole companies that are forming whose only product is a Facebook Platform application.

This is our commitment to users and the people who use our service, is that Facebook's a free service. It's free now. It will always be free. We make money through having advertisements and things like that.

No one has done a study on this, as far as I can tell, but I think Facebook might be the first place where a large number of people have come out. We didn't create that - society was generally ready for that. I think this is just part of the general trend that we talked about, about society being more open, and I think that's good.

We are seeing ever more frequent ethical breaches, such as Cambridge Analytica's illicit harvesting of millions of psychological profiles through Facebook and the company's use of these to influence electoral results.

My global PR revolution thesis will certainly not go down without criticism. The most severe criticism should be expected from the people who don`t know the PR industry. They might say, Revolution? What revolution? Facebook is just out there anyway!

If you scored 6 or above, you should devour every word of this book. If you scored 5 or lower, there is still a lot of useful content for you here, but some chapters will be less important because you likely will be spending only tens of dollars, not tens of thousands of dollars, on Facebook ads. Read extra carefully Chapters 17, 18, and 19.