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Quotes About Frustration

Boil my brains!" said Lord Peter. "Boil 'em and mash 'em and serve 'em up with butter as a dish of turnips, for it's damn well all they're fit for! Look at me!
~ Dorothy L. Sayers
Damn it, said Wimsey, savagely, I always did hate watering-places!
~ Dorothy L. Sayers
I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.
~ Dorothy Parker
If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)
~ Dorothy Parker
Sometimes I think I'll give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day.
~ Dorothy Parker
There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
~ Dorothy Parker
And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word.
~ Dorothy Parker
Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
~ Dorothy Parker
Frustration If I had a shiny gun, I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folk who give me pains; Or had I some poison gas, I could make the moments pass Bumping off a number of People whom I do not love. But I have no lethal weapon- Thus does Fate our pleasure step on! So they still are quick and well Who should be, by rights, in hell.
~ Dorothy Parker
I hate writing, I love having written
~ Dorothy Parker
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
~ Douglas Adams
In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
~ Douglas Adams
Sorry, did I say something wrong? said Marvin, dragging himself on regardless. Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God I'm so depressed. Here's another one of those self-satisfied doors. Life ! Don't talk to me about life.
~ Douglas Adams
Don't blame you, said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later.
~ Douglas Adams
The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.
~ Douglas Adams
I've had the sort of day that would make St. Francis of Assisi kick babies.
~ Douglas Adams
I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style
~ Douglas Adams
Dirk turned on the car wipers, which grumbled because they didn't have quite enough rain to wipe away, so he turned them off again. Rain quickly speckled the windscreen. He turned on the wipers again, but they still refused to feel that the exercise was worthwhile, and scraped and squeaked in protest.
~ Douglas Adams
It gives me my headache just trying to think down to your level
~ Douglas Adams
And for all the richest and most successful merchants life inevitably became rather dull and niggly, and they began to imagine that this was therefore the fault of the worlds they'd settled on.
~ Douglas Adams
When you're cruising down the road in the fast lane and you lazily sail past a few hard-driving cars and are feeling pretty pleased with yourself and then accidently change down from fourth to first instead of third thus making your engine leap out of your hood in a rather ugly mess, it tends to throw you off stride in much the same way that this remark threw Ford Prefect off his.
~ Douglas Adams
Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod. 'Yes,' said Ford Prefect, 'in three minutes and thirty-five seconds.
~ Douglas Adams
Damn and blast British Telecom, shouted Dirk, the words coming easily from force of habit.
~ Douglas Adams
The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone. She looked at her watch. She felt that now was about the time that she could legitimately begin to feel cross. She was cross already, of course, but that had been in her own time, so to speak.
~ Douglas Adams