Quotes About Frustration

Not realizing until exactly 3:12 this morning, that the reason toy box smelled like rotten fruit roll ups is because Emma was hiding all her fruit roll ups in the bottom. Toddler are such fucking assholes.

I've found out that Malakula was named by Captain James Cook. It comes from the French mal au cul which means 'pain in the arse' after Cook found it difficult to deal with cannibals, volcanoes and other annoying features. It's good to know proper explorers sometimes share the feelings I have on my travels.

DONNA: She doesn't like office equipment, so we let her come out here and tear up office equipment. For people who don't like TVs, they can break TVs. If you don't like cars, you can break cars. If you don't like living-room things, you can break living-room things. Do you have something that you don't like? KARL: Vandalism. So this doesn't really work for me, does it?

I've tried counting sheep like everyone recommends, but what tends to happen is that my brain thinks it's seen the same sheep twice and that messes up my count, and when I think there's no more sheep to count, another three will come running along and startle me. Or just as I think I've finished counting, an elephant comes running in. By this point I'm wide awake.

Knowledge is annoying

the bus was running late, but in truth this was no surprise. Delhi probably got its name from the word 'delay'.

She was twenty-eight but already jaded. Twenty-eight seemed a particularly unsatisfactory age. She was no longer young and yet no one ever seemed to take her seriously as an adult. People still told her what to do all the time, it was infuriating. Her only power seemed to be over her own children and even that was limited by endless negotiation.

Vinny rarely leaves the house so when she does it's an occasion of some importance to her. She spends a lot of time looking forward to a glimpse of the outside world and then, when she returns, even more time complaining about it.

What do you think you're doing?" she asked when Jackson took his own phone out of his pocket. Another chippy woman, Jackson thought with a sigh. Chippy women wherever he went. Chippy mothers who begat chippy daughters and so the circle of chippiness was unbroken.

Viola felt as if she spent her life wading through a sea of ignorance, shallow but without a shore in sight.

I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me.

Well I thought my pickin' would set them on fire, but nobody wanted to hire a guitar man.

I can't sing. Never been able to sing. I can't do voices very well. Every impression I do sounds the same. I can't dunk. Man, would I give anything to dunk. Just once.

Our dream dashes itself against the great mystery like a wasp against a window pane. Less merciful than man, God never opens the window.

The love of your life won't be the man you end up with, and you'll always compare the two.

I've found men are less likely to let petty things annoy them.

I hate being out there with those garbage men. They don't get you the ball.

Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome

As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?

The misery of man proceeds not from any single crush of overwhelming evil, but from small vexations continually repeated.

Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front of someone who was annoyed by it.

To be in anger is impiety, but who is man that is not angry?

Men. You can't live with them, you can't... no. That's about it.