Quotes About Frustration

Beautiful women are the torment of my existence.

The trouble with women? Elbows.

After Kidulthood, I was called in to a meeting and told that I didn't write women very well. I was very annoyed.

It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you.

It's the little questions from women about tappets that finally push men over the edge.

Everything bad that has ever happened to me has been caused by agents or lawyers.

My mom was a frustrated woman, like so many unhappy women who didn't get the opportunities they wanted.

A lot of people say it's cathartic to cook, and I'm like, 'How is it cathartic washing all these dishes?'

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?

Unfortunately, he still hadn't asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.

I need a timeout do to deal with my timeout! that's how messed up I'm.

Goddammit! How does the world keep spinning with women on the planet?"Ian St. John in THE POMPEII SCROLL

He needed a stiff drink. With a side of straightjacket.

I was satisfied that I had done my best. She was insane.

When men and women who God has created to make a difference in the world, abandon the mandate for their lives and instead, begin to pursue all nonentities of life, God cannot but be frustrated

Oh, I simply can't think. When I really want to depress myself, I think of all the brilliant men I know, married to their stupid wives. Enough to break your heart, it really is

Why was it that boys said girls were so hard to understand when she hadn't known a single guy who hadn't confused her to the point of screaming?

I think they're being cheap with their lives, that's why. So they seem ravenous for the worst thoughts I can have.

Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them

Women!" he muttered. "Can't live with 'em, can't escape even by killing 'em.

I was in front of the goal so much at Stanford. I still amassed a lot of goals, but there were so many opportunities that I wasn't scoring.

Every comic is really a frustrated rock star.

I was never a singer; I can't play any instruments; I had no training. Plus, I was brought up in a time when all the great rock stars were male. I didn't have any template for what I was doing. I did what I did out of frustration and concern.

When I tell a child something the first time, I'm nice. The 15th time, I start to get aggravated.